MR. BOWSER!

Are we doing well?

SPLENDID!

I was wondering if I could, perhaps, have a word with you.

I may have something of a proposition in mind!

Attention, insufferably happy people of Tetha!

The Tetha Military Police would like to announce that over the past couple months, crime rates have dropped by a whopping 70%!

In unrelated news, Tetha's local Primary Village is suffering from overcrowding.

That is all~!

You know, I was just pondering today, and I had to wonder.

Who here in this world has never killed another?

And do you equate Digimon life the same as you do humans or your own, I do wonder.

[ooc - Strikes unreadable.]

So, as the first act of Tetha's newly appointed Military Police, besides, you know... fighting amongst everyone else in attempts to repel invading forces, of which everyone did such a valiant job...

On their behalf, I have announcement.

...

You are all getting fudge.

[ATTACHED TO ALL TETHA TAMERS: A small basket of fudge. Real fudge. No tricks, and it's actually quite tasty.]

Everyone likes chocolate, right?

Of course you do!

Have a wonderful weekend~

Oh, Mr. Suguru, Mr. Rentarou, etc. etc.

Please have a look at Tetha.

...

Thank me later.

Ciao~

[connection lost]

Ahh, Friday the 13th, is it? I've heard some wonderful things about this day regarding a number of cultures that now populate this world...

...and seems about fitting for myself, as I am back to normal.

So, it goes without saying.

Mr. Suguru? You can, without question, burn in hell. Nothing personal, you'll have to understand.

But, I digress.

I pose to the lot of you, though, a tiny question.

What would you pay for a secret?

If your answer is money or riches, for the record? You can feel free to just ignore this.

Give me that!

[snatching of D-Comm, with a complaining Candmon in the background]

Much as it pains me to do so, I must... test something.

Miss Amelia. Or, any such justice-loving soul will do, to be completely honest. But, you're the first one that comes to mind.

Humor me, if you could.

What... is life?

alsdkalsjaskla;ljskalksalks

LEGS. LIKE, WITHOUT EVOLVING.

HELL YEAH.

Xellos is in a really freakin' bad mood, though.

I mean, not, like. "Creepy, evil, sneaky son of a bitch" bad. Just PISSY.

Weird.

Ugh. Human holidays. Cheer. Good will. Festivities. Though, I'll admit Miss Filia's gift is surprisingly thoughtful! ...and just a bit disturbing for that fact.

Thank goodness I found someplace gloomy enough to offset it.

With that in mind, though! This was a long, long year for many of us. Much happened, and many things were done for better or worse. Such as Miss Filia, in my case! Friends and enemies made, love gained and lost. Watching you all has been very entertaining interesting, to say the least.

So, now really is a good time to reflect, I think. Whilst I plan my next move. What your best, and worst moments of the past year may have been... how you may want to improve or better yourselves in the year to come...

Keep up the good work~

I'm watching you all with great curiosity.

[locked to MMX!Zero]

Mr. Zero, if I might have your ear for just a moment~

[ooc - Strikes are only loosely locked. VERY loose.]

My thanks to Miss Shiori for speaking so openly.

This DOES make things so much more interesting again.

Especially now that I'm back up on my feet again.

Would've been so quicker, but... I think Miss Filia re-aggravated some of my injuries a couple weeks ago.

Ah well~

If HE is indeed lurking around out there... it shall be most curious to see where this goes~

...I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

FOREVER SHALL THEY BE BURNED INTO MY MIND.

I knew being Xellos' partner meant torture, but THIS IS TOO MUCH. ;_;

From everything I've learned about them, RYUUZOKU AND MAZOKU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

Much less in front of their Digimon.

Huh.

...HUH.

...oh.

OH. Now THIS is fun.

I needed some entertainment whilst tending to my wounds.

This will do nicely.

Mr. Vile!

If I might discuss something with you!

...

...Oh, dear. That feeling is certainly... familiar enough.

...

Miss Lina. What would you say if I told you that Valgaav is only half our collectively shared problem?

Oh me, oh MY~

WIZARDMON.

THE ONE WITH A "D."

YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING TO.

I WAS NEARLY MURDERED BY LINA INVERSE BECAUSE OF YOU.

WHAT THE HELL, MAN?

WHAT.

THE.

HELL.

[ooc - This is, of course, a day or so after the currently running Slayers thread is finished, but as it only covers one particular event of it that's already passed, I figured I could go ahead and do this. XD;;; ]

So, apparently I'm apart of some great big extended family and don't even get invited over for so much as dinner?

Oh, to be the black sheep. So sad.

Hm.

Sort of an uncouth method.

Even for myself.

Though I suppose it reached desired results.

Oh, Professor, Professor, Professor.

I knew there had to be a crack in that armor somewhere.

Being right is sometimes so disappointing...

Ah, well, still early in the game. But alas.